Phone App Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Everyone relax. I've just downloaded the 'Find-Your-Remote' app."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

God's Phone

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Today's love

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'zzz sleep.'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."