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Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'New Game'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

All the apps hidden within a phone

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'