Mini App Developer Gifts

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

The Computer Bore

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"When did she start crawling?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.