App Development Gifts

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

'That's the boss' new hands-on digital motivation app.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."