Mobile App Developer Gifts

Taco Bell's New App

"Why does he hate Tik Tok so much?"

"Well, you know what they say...geo-location, geo-location, geo-location!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The DaVinci Code

Robotic Man

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Mac OS 20

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Friday

Barcode Dreams

Working Late

Gadget geek.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

I should probably get out more.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Driverless cars rage.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'