Mobile Apps Gifts

'Yo Doc! I've got a health app, how about you examine my phone while I wait in the pub?'

Accident App

'Great news. There's a new, highly effective app for what you've got.'

God's Phone

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Well, okay I guess. As long as it's a convenient app."

"I'll shake your hand as soon as I'm done downloading this hand sanitizer app."

'Sorry, Caldwell. My new cell phone has a 'stun gun' app.'

Addiction to mobile.

"It's a new app that warns me of anything that has pumpkin spice in it."

"Now this app ... this app helps you decide if you need more apps."

'If you want to get a second opinion, I'll ask my smart phone.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'You're gonna love this app. It whistles for me while I work!'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'

"Downloading an app that makes me look up from my phone."

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

Brains - The Zombie Smart Phone Search App

"Well, you know what they say...geo-location, geo-location, geo-location!"

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

"there's an app for that."

"This figures. I've got a healthcare app and it takes two weeks to load."

Conkers - "I've got the gaming app version."

Technology Destroys Another Industry

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"He's upset because I told him that having 20,000 apps on his phone is excessive."

"Belay the search mission. I just realized I have a find my phone app."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"I took a selfie while using one of those ageing apps."

"I've got an app that tells me how much I've drank."

Look up from your phone!

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Jewish App Store

"Let me through. I've got a medical app!"