Phone Apps Gifts

"I didn't get much sleep-I was up late playing with the settings on my sleep app."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Text Culture

Cellphone Islands

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Dawing your Cellphone

City Marathon.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"My computer just texted me."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.