Mobile App Lover Gifts

"I have two pump apps - one for shoes and one for gas."

Jewish App Store

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

God's Phone

Halloween Selfie

Today's love

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Batman - Face ID

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'zzz sleep.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'