App Enthusiasts Gifts

Wait, I went on this tree yesterday. He's obsessed with his new IPeed app. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-11).

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Technological Dependence.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'