Messaging Apps Gifts

Polly txt speak

Text Culture

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Ruddy bloggers!

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

God's Phone

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

Addiction to mobile.

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Downloading an app that makes me look up from my phone."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."