Messaging Apps Pillows

"You're not on Yapcat? Get with it, Dave! It's what all the kids are using!"

Polly txt speak

Text Culture

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

Ruddy bloggers!

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

God's Phone

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

Addiction to mobile.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Hectare?

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"Downloading an app that makes me look up from my phone."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

Sport