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'The natives are mobilizing - smoke 'smileys'!'

Polly txt speak

Campaign for Plain English

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Ruddy bloggers!

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

OMG UR HOT

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

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