Instant Messaging Aficionado Pillows

'Oh Joy! Someone just spoke to me! In words!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

She - Interpreter - He.

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

The Love Psychologists