Message Apps Pillows

Polly txt speak

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

Valentines

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'Not more junk mail!'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Message in a bottle.

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Letter to God

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'