Message Apps Pillows

"It's an offer for a free download of MSN messenger."

Polly txt speak

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Hectare?

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Valentines

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Message in a bottle.

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'