App Development Geeks Gifts

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Today's love

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'zzz sleep.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."