Little App Developers Gifts

Oh, hey, Lexie, gotta go - it's time for me to update my n'app.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The Victors

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Jr. cloning kit

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"City kids."

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."