App Guru Gifts

'I find I spend less time on the computer since I downloaded this 'Get A Life' app for my phone.'

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

Robot Parts $5

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Any questions?"

Empty box of ideas

Robots In The Boardroom

Homo Gamus

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

Whack-a-molecule

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Windows or Mac?

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

I've always been slower than computers...

Prawn Amend

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Computer help.

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Tech support...can I help you!