Mobile Developer Gifts

Smart Phone versus Dumb Phone

Planet Of The Apps.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

The Googler

CEO with SEO

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Robotic Man

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'