Mini Developer Gifts

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

Playdough's The Republic

"When did she start crawling?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Friday

Bike Rides

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Pasadena Playhouse War

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"