Mini Developer Pillows

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

Playdough's The Republic

"When did she start crawling?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Bike Rides

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Friday

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.