Mini Gamer Pillows

"They have so much in common."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Little league world series of poker.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby Screen Time

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"That was a boring field trip."

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'Putter'.

"I'm looking for something with low clearance. Something monsters won't be able to get under."

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

Over-qualified?

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

B flat

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'What a day. I had a close encounter of the 3rd grade kind.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'