Mini Gaming Master Pillows

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Remote control pirate bully

Baby Piano

"He likes it."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Baby Playing Violin

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Take a bow!

Violin Player

Model Building

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Baby dressed for the opera.

Trout Game

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Clock Face Golf Set

Little Piano

A child busking

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Children playing percussion instruments.

Xylophone Icicles.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."