Mini Gamers Pillows

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Little league world series of poker.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby Screen Time

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"They have so much in common."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

B flat

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Kids playing doctor.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'