Mini Coder Pillows

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Digital Family

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'