Mini Coder T-Shirts

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Terry had a computer bug.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

The Digital Family

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

If Disney was a software company

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Early Programmers.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"