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"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

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"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

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'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"They have so much in common."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"She works best in hex mode."

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

'No, that's not his scary Halloween zombie costume, that's his scary ICD-10 rollout look.'

More holiday ICD-10 codes you may encounter...

Okay, I'm late, I've lost my jacket and I've tracked mud through the house - but I'm REALLY learning to multi-task!

'The Electronic Health Records software works very well. I entered the patient's medications, vitals, and allergies. The software calculated the course of treatment, projected outcome, and anticipate insurance reimbursement.'

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"He said he won't be able to come fix our computer until Saturday, between the hours of 1:00 and 8:00 PM. Which is strange, because he's our six-year-old son, and his bedroom is right down the hallway."

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