Magic Coder Pillows

"She works best in hex mode."

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

The Digital Family

Terry had a computer bug.

If Disney was a software company

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Hardware and software

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Early Programmers.

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'