App Aficionado Gifts

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'Go ahead, speak some legal lingo. I want to try out this translation app.'

'When are they going to make an a/c app?'

'Is it my imagination or are entrepreneurs getting younger.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'No, an aptitude test is not a test on your cell phone apps knowledge.'

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"No need for you to train your replacement. We found it on the App Store."

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"Look, it even shows how much time I'm wasting on silly gadgets."

"Look, an app that locates your parked car. I'm going to download that as soon as I remember where I've left my phone."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'

"I appreciate the offer, mom, but I've already downloaded the 'Parental Homework Helper' app."

'Finally, an app that can tell me how to get a life!'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"With this new curator app, I can enjoy the museum's entire collection without even going inside."

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

"Wow!...Hold it up, and the app tells you what that is."

"It's a new mobile game where you can't take your eyes off the screen. You score points by bumping into things."

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

"Downloading an app that makes me look up from my phone."

God's Phone

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Our new general manager is an app."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'You're in luck. We have an app for 2013!'

'I've found this great app. It locates heavier people I can stand next to, making me appear thinner.'

''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'