Smartphone Apps T-Shirts

Pokemon Get Lost

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Text Culture

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Giraffe Selfie

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Textin’"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

The Modern Novel.

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."