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"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

'Go ahead, speak some legal lingo. I want to try out this translation app.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

'Hold on a minute. I'm downloading an app to monitor my app downloading.'

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'My job was replaced by an app. What's more humiliating, it was a free app.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'I'm on a landline. Let me switch to my smartphone and I'll call you back. I'd rather not make a decision without my decision app.'

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"No need for you to train your replacement. We found it on the App Store."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"Look, an app that locates your parked car. I'm going to download that as soon as I remember where I've left my phone."

"You want a glass of water...Hang on I think I've got an app for that!"

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

'My phone's got an app that allows me to make phone calls.'

'We've replaced you with an app.'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

The smartphone app learning curve

'There's an APP that does those old tricks now.'

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'You're in luck. We have an app for 2013!'