Apps Mugs

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

'Go ahead, speak some legal lingo. I want to try out this translation app.'

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

"What great free apps you have, grandma!"

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

'Hold on a minute. I'm downloading an app to monitor my app downloading.'

'My job was replaced by an app. What's more humiliating, it was a free app.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'I'm on a landline. Let me switch to my smartphone and I'll call you back. I'd rather not make a decision without my decision app.'

"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Look, an app that locates your parked car. I'm going to download that as soon as I remember where I've left my phone."

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

The smartphone app learning curve

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

God's Phone

"...I guess I'm just a naturally anxious person!"

"My student loan days have begun. I borrowed a dollar, from my dad, to download this great homework helper app."

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

'Check this out! I just installed a personal security app on my smartphone!'

'My phone's got an app that allows me to make phone calls.'

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'You're in luck. We have an app for 2013!'

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