New Smartphone Pillows

Shellfie

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Giraffe Selfie

"Textin’"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."