"Great...I need to use the phone top ring for help to understand the contract so I can buy the phone."
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"What are those fireworks? It's not the 4th of July?" "Jim bought a new phone."
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'
Shellfie
What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?
"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.
"My computer just texted me."
All the apps hidden within a phone
"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."
Mr. and Mrs. Angel
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Latest Aye Phone
TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.
"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone
'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.
"Hi! I'm on the tree!"
"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."
"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"
And then a voice came down from the Lord...
'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'
"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."
"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"
"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."
'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'
You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.
'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'
Connected to the world
"Did you ever wonder where your phone is while you're looking at it?"
"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."
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