New Phone Acquisition Pillows

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Shellfie

All the apps hidden within a phone

I like you and I like your company!

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Latest Aye Phone

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Private Jet

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

'OMG!'

'I'll take this one.'

Smart TV

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

E-Books.

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

"This is what I was dreading - her new phone has become a conversation piece."

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

Bike

Welcome Narcissists

Selfie sticks growing on trees.