New Phone Acquisition Pillows

"Once I send you the flag of Antigua and Barbuda, I'll have texted you every emoji on my phone."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Shellfie

All the apps hidden within a phone

I like you and I like your company!

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Latest Aye Phone

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Private Jet

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

Smart TV

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

E-Books.

'OMG!'

'I'll take this one.'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

Bike

"This is what I was dreading - her new phone has become a conversation piece."

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

Welcome Narcissists

"No...wait. This the new iphone."