New Tech Purchase Pillows

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I got connected to the internet!"

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'That way, we don't have to provide a technical support department.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

E-Books.

Smart TV

"I must ask Alexa too many questions. She said she can't answer any more because her throat is sore from talking."

Television Models

'I'll take this one.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'Brian's just booting up his new laptop.'

'When did this office become a museum?'

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"Does that app drain your battery?"

"This is what I was dreading - her new phone has become a conversation piece."

'Ooh look, an iPad4. Remember them?'

Bike

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

'My dad claims it isn't ethical to pull the plug on a TV that still works!'