New Phone Pillows

'Well, your cell phone is clean now.'

'OMG!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Likes: $2.

Elfie Stick

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Text Culture

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Giraffe Selfie

"Textin’"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Cellphone Islands

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

City Marathon.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Shellfie

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."