Cellphones Prints

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

"Curse this productive text ..."

"Will you be able to provide me with the bare necessities, like unlimited talk, text and data?"

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Mom said we need to keep the noise down - she can't even hear herself text.'

"Hi Bobby, grounded again?"

"My talking to myself used to annoy people, so now I text myself."

'Well, think about it and call me back before the end of the show.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Which way did he go?"

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

No Caption. (Vehicle stopped at a crosswalk in front of a sign indicating "pedestrians texting". All around it are people texting.)

No, dear, it doesn't really sound smarter if you label yourself a "textworm".

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Happiness is enjoying a first winter's snow by the glow of an iPhone. Freak.

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Skedaddle, pardner - This town ain't got enough bandwidth fer the both of us.

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Text Culture

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giraffe Selfie