Cell Phones Gifts

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

Danger: Fall Hazard

"Yeah, I don't know how people can read a book while they're walking."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'Turn off your mobile.'

'I was trying to phone my mother and ended up closing my bank account, taking 15 pictures of my nostrils buying a sheep!'

'Don't answer, Irving! I can't stand people who answer their cell phones in front of me!'

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Eddie...last call.

'When you hear the prompt to press the pound sign, ignore it and press the hashtag.'

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

Human traffic

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Text Culture

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Giraffe Selfie

"Textin’"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Cellphone Islands

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

City Marathon.