Mobile Phones Gifts

Hazard of texting

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I mean, what is the point of getting the internet on your mobile phone if you can only see one tit at a time'

'Sorry, you can't take it with you...that includes your iphone.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

To avoid losing his mobile phone George had it chained to the wall

Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."

Watch where you're going

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

"The sad part is they're talking to each other."

A Blackberry tombstone

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'I need an app where I can insert myself into a happy family and email it to my mother weekly.'

'Of course in future the antennae will be smaller.'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'OK, now text the third line.'

"Someone went through my car!"

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

'You may not believe it now, but when your father was young, he was a mobile device.'

Man on mobile phone's brain going 'ping!'

'I don't care if this phone company's monthly service fees are the lowest in the world, I'd prefer an iPhone.'

'Since I lost my cell phone, I never know what to do with my hands.'

Virus moves to mobile phones.

"The sad part is they're talking to each other."

Norman was begining to grasp the limitations of modern technology.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"Yes, you've caught me at a bad time!!"

'I really like hands-free technology, but now, what do I do with these?'