Mobile Phones Gifts

Hazard of texting

'But Mom, if God didn't want us to text message, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.'

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

'I mean, what is the point of getting the internet on your mobile phone if you can only see one tit at a time'

To avoid losing his mobile phone George had it chained to the wall

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'Sorry, you can't take it with you...that includes your iphone.'

Watch where you're going

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

"And my own cell phone would help me develop better communication skills."

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

Looking at mobile - "It's connected to the internet.. I can even get the weather forecast."

A Blackberry tombstone

"Someone went through my car!"

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"The sad part is they're talking to each other."

'OK, now text the third line.'

'I need an app where I can insert myself into a happy family and email it to my mother weekly.'

'Of course in future the antennae will be smaller.'

'I know you can hear me, but every bus needs one loud talker, and no one else is doing it.'

Guide dogs assist people glued to their phones

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

"The sad part is they're talking to each other."

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

'E-mail, texting, photos, video, music, web surfing and for $50 more, there's a model that also makes and receives calls.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'You may not believe it now, but when your father was young, he was a mobile device.'

Virus moves to mobile phones.

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'