Mobile Phone Use Gifts

'Will everyone please hold it down! Can't you see I'm trying to use my cellphone?'

'Mommy is very upset! Off to your room and no downloading apps for an hour!'

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

"Textin’"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Cellphone Islands

City Marathon.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Today's love

Soccer kids texting

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Batman - Face ID

Books vs mobile phones

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.