Mobiles Gifts

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Swiss Army cellphone.

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

With this model you can have the earpiece surgically implanted in your ear.

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

"Tell me about online banking again. I'm not good at technology, but it's got to be less stressful than this."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Text Culture

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

City Marathon.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Dawing your Cellphone

"Textin’"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Soccer kids texting

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Today's love

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Technology and literature

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

Books vs mobile phones

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"