Getting A First Cell Phone Pillows

"Your dad let you have a cell phone?"

Text Culture

Dawing your Cellphone

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Man, times have changed.'

City Marathon.

Cellphone Islands

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Today's love

Soccer kids texting

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

Batman - Face ID

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Books vs mobile phones

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Phone Mittens

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Spam traps on mobiles

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'