First Tablet Or Phone Pillows

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Elfie Stick

Likes: $2.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Giraffe Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

The Modern Novel.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."