Stone Age Smartphone Enthusiast Pillows

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Digital Fomo!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

The Invention of the Wheel

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Reinventing the Wheel

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

The first animation.

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Grandad Prodigy

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"This is gonna be great!"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Developing the boomerang.

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

TV Repair 101.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

"Why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?"

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

Prisoner of technology