Stone Age Smartphone Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Digital Fomo!

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

The Invention of the Wheel

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Reinventing the Wheel

United Church of OMG

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

The first animation.

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Grandad Prodigy

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"This is gonna be great!"

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Proper I.Q. required"

Developing the boomerang.

'How's it going, Rachel?'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

TV Repair 101.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"Why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?"