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Monkeys carving stereo.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Music for car stereos

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

The first animation.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

The first art critic

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."