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'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

1930's Lady.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Typewriters and Laptops.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Two Eggs Any Style

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Victorian Gentleman