Vintage Music Aficionado T-Shirts

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Play on."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Luthier

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Christine McVie

Barber shop quartet

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Button up your overcoat.

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

David Bowie

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.