Stone Age Stereo Enthusiast Gifts

Monkeys carving stereo.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Music for car stereos

"Too much club."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

The first animation.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

The first art critic

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."