Stone Age Geek Gifts

"As your Chief Technology Officer it's my duty to inform you that we don't have any."

"We're close."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Stonehenge Explained

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

The first animation.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'Somebody got some sun.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.